[ta ide na to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wFKNy0MZQ]

SSO, SSO
I’ll check your password now
you think I want your cookie?
it’s from too long ago
TLS 1.3 is what I want to see
and please renew your 2FA before I let you talk to me

ooooh
forgotten
we’ll have to do authn with a new token
confirm your email address one more time again
and by the way I’m everybody’s middle man
your middleman

do you believe you can really stay signed in?
that checkbox you see
don’t mean shit to me
you want to pass?
you’ll get an SMS
a change will be required, your password has expired

log in, log out
log in, log out
log in, log out, log out, log in
log out, log in, log in, log out
log in, log out
log in, log out
log in, log out, log out, log in
log out, log in, log in, log out
log in, log out, hey
log in, log out, hey
log in, log out, log out, log in
log out, log in, log in, log out
log in, log out, hey
log in, log out
if you can’t log in
hey, hey
you can’t sin

it’s great to be present for every single sign in
you can have everyone always feel like they have been seen
and by the way, your new password is okay
just please don’t forget to change it sometime in the next seven days

I set the policy (deny)
requirements for character complexity (too low)
I fight hackerism with TOTP
I am nice
why oh why can’t I get the same password twice?

do you believe you can really stay signed in?
that checkbox you see
don’t mean shit to me
you want to pass?
you’ll get an SMS
if you have a PIN I will sign you in

log in, log out
log in, log out
log in, log out, log out, log in
log out, log in, log in, log out
log in, log out
log in, log out
log in, log out, log out, log in
log out, log in, log in, log out
log in, log out, hey
log in, log out, hey
log in, log out, log out, log in
log out, log in, log in, log out
log in, log out, hey
log in, log out
missing a log in
hey, hey
is a sin

NACK I won’t stop
until signed iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
log in, log out, log out, log in
log out, log in, log in, log out
log in, log out, log in, log out
hey
log in

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t. l.